Well, after a month of having bronchitis and walking pneumonia on TOP of being perpetually exhausted, I'm back. When it rains, it pours, has never been more relevant. But I digress, let's talk about menopause drying you out like a piece of beef jerky!
I feel itchy and ready to spontaneously combust at any given moment. I exfoliate, drink plenty of water, take tepid showers and moisturize to no avail. Needless to say, I will welcome the day when Mother Nature relinquishes her grip on my scaly skin. On a side note, ladyland has seemingly remained unaffected, ironic, because my sex drive has been in park for several years. Perhaps my next topic will be something along the lines of...low libido and weird sex dreams...because menopause makes no sense whatsoever.
(actual reaction my skin has to lotions of any kind)
Young or old, winter weather always brings the promise of dry skin. You gladly pay extra for the Nivea "cocoa butter body cream" to get you through these brutal months before Spring's warm embrace returns, along with a dewy perfect glow. I long for those days!! I've got news for all you spring chickens out there, menopause is Mother Nature's Ronco Dehydrator. My skin feels like 220 grit sandpaper no matter HOW much lotion I use. My hair and nails are taking an equally hard hit, so all in all, I look like this...
I feel itchy and ready to spontaneously combust at any given moment. I exfoliate, drink plenty of water, take tepid showers and moisturize to no avail. Needless to say, I will welcome the day when Mother Nature relinquishes her grip on my scaly skin. On a side note, ladyland has seemingly remained unaffected, ironic, because my sex drive has been in park for several years. Perhaps my next topic will be something along the lines of...low libido and weird sex dreams...because menopause makes no sense whatsoever.
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