Well, it was bound to happen eventually. I've been successful avoiding colds, the flu, and all other varieties of mucous laden invaders for years now, but bronchitis has taken me to the mat the last few days...
I sound like a three-pack a day Brenda Vaccaro. Talking and/or laughing sends me into mind alteringly painful coughing fits despite my daily dose of Delsym. What has any of this got to do with menopause, you might be wondering? Absolutely nothing, it turns out. Full disclosure, I am the Google queen ♛...if I don't know the answer to something--google: movie cast and bios--google, dictionary/thesaurus--google, Dunkin' Donuts menu with prices--google, cute GIFs--google, symptom checker (even though frowned upon)--google, so imagine my dismay when "compromised immune system" was absent from this list. To be clear, I score a 34/34 here, not even kidding and I'm going to be discussing lovely nasty things like, changes in odor, incontinence, gum problems and electric shock. You think I jest? An electric brain shock, or zap, got my attention from a (rare) sound sleep recently...Mother Nature's cruel joke, but not funny.
Stay tuned...
I sound like a three-pack a day Brenda Vaccaro. Talking and/or laughing sends me into mind alteringly painful coughing fits despite my daily dose of Delsym. What has any of this got to do with menopause, you might be wondering? Absolutely nothing, it turns out. Full disclosure, I am the Google queen ♛...if I don't know the answer to something--google: movie cast and bios--google, dictionary/thesaurus--google, Dunkin' Donuts menu with prices--google, cute GIFs--google, symptom checker (even though frowned upon)--google, so imagine my dismay when "compromised immune system" was absent from this list. To be clear, I score a 34/34 here, not even kidding and I'm going to be discussing lovely nasty things like, changes in odor, incontinence, gum problems and electric shock. You think I jest? An electric brain shock, or zap, got my attention from a (rare) sound sleep recently...Mother Nature's cruel joke, but not funny.
Stay tuned...
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